01. Like Dr. Pepper but prefer Mr. Pibb
02. Can juggle three objects (still working on five)
03. Absolutely must put on my underwear before any other article of clothing (unless I'm re-wearing yesterday's socks)
04. Once got a flu shot as treatment after going to the doctor with alcohol poisoning
05. Can not stand any type of beans except regular or french-cut green beans (and that's because they don't have many actual beans in them)
06. Wrote the runway descriptions for my Senior class fashion show (my favorite was the "multi-delusional" sweater)
07. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die (wait, that wasn't me)
08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather
09. Climbed on top of my high school with a buddy; we drank a fifth of Bacardi 151, and then took a piss off the roof
10. Shook hands with Elvin Jones (that's not a euphemism for anything; he's a legendary Jazz drummer)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

My brain now has no room left to learn about wars and junk.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I already knew these things!

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Poop.

And... just by sheer coincidence... these are 10 of the things I don't care about you!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1.) I collect presidential campaign memorabilia (my best so far is a McKinley 1900 campaign button).
2.) I have Prince Albert in a can.
3.) When I was 7, I sat on Boss Hog's lap.
4.) I went to high school with (and played street hockey with) a guy who got drafted by the Detroit Red Wings and played for a number of years with the Louisiana Ice Gators of the ECHL.
5.) I once played bass in a band that opened for 10,000 Maniacs (post-Natalie) and Sixpence None the Richer (or Suxpence None the Shittier as I dubbed them).
6.) I have a signed picture of Amy Acker (Fred/Illyria from Angel) sitting above my home computer.
7.) I have a working Victrola in my dining room.
8.) In a moment of drunken bravado, I once told half the members of Canadian alternative band 54/40 to "go fuck (them)selves."
9.) I chose the Beatles' "Here, There, and Everywhere" as my wife's and my wedding song mostly because it's only two minutes long (I was more partial to Paul Westerberg's "Born For Me" but that was double the length...).
10.) When I was 13, I broke my wrist skateboarding and haven't been able to bowl well since.

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I has a flavor!

Mr. McKinley, he didn't do no wrong
Rode on in to Buffalo, but he didn't stay too long
Hard times, hard times, hard times

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What others say about boorite!

When I was 13 I broke my finger skateboarding and it only effected my bowling for a few days (in which I wouldn't have bowled anyway).

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1. I've never gotten drunk.
2. My car is a Decepticon in disguise.
3. I collect religious artifacts.
4. I never figured out why the caged bird sings.
5. I like lesbian porn.
6. I loathe garlic more than anything else in the universe.
7. Rabbits scare me.
8. I used to have a bearded dragon named Lucifer.
9. I have poor money management skills.
10. I'm really an alias of boorite.

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4. I never figured out why the caged bird sings.

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Hey, I'm actually reading that book and it is good. I am enjoying it.

I'd post 10 things, but I can't think of anyone on this site who gives a shit about me that much to need to know 10 things. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

1)Eats tacos on the toilet
2)Skankin to the beat
3)Gherhard Reinkies wanderlust
4)Hoppy and George rules
5)Eats cottage cheese
6)Nananananana Leader!
7)Popeye the sailor man
8)Live in a garbage can
9)Hates spinach
10)Garage door opener

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

1) lost his virginity in an 86 Nissan Pulsar
2) avidly collects Lemonheads (the band) CDs and records
3) has been the last man three girls dated before going lesbian
4) was in the commercial for the movie Road Trip
5) was going to get a degree in advertising
6) fractured his ankle jumping into an empty swimming pool
7) wants to know Phreaky's 10 list
8) didn't masturbate until he was 22
9) caught a guy's hand who tried to punch him
10) was run over by a car in high school and only scraped his hand

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather
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Jealous? That means he was bagging her too?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather
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Jealous? That means he was bagging her too?[/quote]

That's certainly how I read it.

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What others say about boorite!

1) Is a senior in high school and has never gotten any
2) Played HS football, but never really played. On the last game of the year they let me score a touchdown. It was "Radio-esque".
3) My dad owns a Ford Car Dealership
4) I'm pretty sure I'm left handed
5) I'm a guy (betcha didn't know that!)
6) I enjoy the occasional cigar
7) I plan to attend Marquette University in Milwaukee
8) I got a 91 on my Hamlet test today! WOOOO!!!
9) One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome
10) I met Gary Glover, who was a relief pitcher for the White Sox, but was traded to the Angels

[quote]2) avidly collects Lemonheads (the band) CDs and records
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I pretty much assumed that. Does that count?

1. I hate you.

That's about it, really.

Oh wait, you probably knew that already.