http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/10/27/dwarf.cavewoman.ap/index.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Homo erectus" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"George Washington's Wood" ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

"I've spent a sleepless night trying to figure out what to do with this thing," said Schwartz.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Scientists have developed this computerized reconstruction of the new species.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."

I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.

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Goddamnit, boorite! I told you not to tell anyone!

How will my vast Balrog army be a surprise now!?

[quote]They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."

I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.[/quote]Too easy. Wyoming is full of balrogs. Dick Cheney, Matthew Shepard's killers, and Ivy after a double shift at Wal-Mart come to mind.

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[quote][quote]They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."

I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.[/quote]Too easy. Wyoming is full of balrogs. Dick Cheney, Matthew Shepard's killers, and Ivy after a double shift at Wal-Mart come to mind.[/quote]

Yeah, I'd like to see Gandalf tell Ivy she shall not pass.

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