I go away for a couple months, and the strip creator disappears, then reappears under it's own doman. Wow. No one even told me :\

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Plus you got your own character. Cradle him like your inner child. And NEVER punch him in the groin for winning Monopoly. Even if he has ruined your life.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

But feel free to commit suicide by way of marathon Half-Life sessions.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.