Hey! It's a Haiku time.

Republicans suck.
Rush Limbaugh eats monkey shit.
Yay Air America.

Tobor will cornhole
Every damn motherfucker.
RAAR! You better run.

Who is that right there?
Some kind of son of a god?
"Aha! It is me!"

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=128321&forum=14

nuff said by me.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

My Day So Far
by Ivy La Planta

I woke up today.
The birds were singing loudly.
I went back to bed.

Oh how I hunger.
Whiskey is not a very
Nutritious breakfast.

Time to go to work.
I forgot to do laundry.
I don't have clean pants.

Oh who gives a fuck?
Pants are too overrated.
Boorite is my god.

Angry evil cats
Steal my soul from the file box.
Their bowl is empty.