Because of the Superbowl, I thought I should post this.

Cunt.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Pair of cunts.

Read 'em and weep.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was pretty much agreeing with him until he started dissing DVD players and vacuum cleaners. Or her. I'm not really sure what that is.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I bet the guy in this clip playing the guitar and that fat kid from the Star Wars light saber clip would be really entertaining fighting each other in a big arena, gladiator style.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've seen that hairstyle before - the one on that kid "singing." You see how it pokes up on both sides of his head just a bit wider appart than his eyes?

Think back to the last time you had some long suffering soul on their knees gaping wide and doing a reasonable but not inspired job of A) snarfing your bone or B) lapping your clam. Now remember the third time this soul took you almost to the brink without quite making it. Maybe their tongue gets tired or maybe they just don't know what they're doing. Eventually you get sick of their ineptitude and take charge. The hair at these points makes a perfect handle for forcng their face to be exactly where you want it when you want it. All they need to do is keep their mouth open and drool.

This is how he got that hairstyle. I am sure of it. And yes. The superbowl is gay, just like McDs.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It would have been better if his Dad ran in and told him to keep the racket down.

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Poop.

In 40 years, when this kid is running for Congress, someone is going to dig up this video and start a scandal.

And we'll know that we were there for the beginning of it all.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That kid isn't a kid at all. He's in his late 20's. My friend has interviewed him. Once we found out he's not 12, he wasn't as funny to us.

I hope none of you get any funny ideas and decide to post that Janet Jackson nipple slip.

If you lighten the skin, it'd look almost exactly like the photoshop that Niteowl posted...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.