Tis the season for giving.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am so freaking rich now.

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www.bradsucks.net

Brad, you remember that one hundred billion dollars that you owe me?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I had no idea Wirthlingsux, Inc., was so prosperous.

Pardon me while I copy down the routing numbers...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Anybody who could photoshop a check to the level of cleanliness that could actually make it look like they live on Moron Dr. probably had enough sense to bugger the account routing numbers. : )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Good thing skagg isn't around anymore.

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Batman created by Bob Kane