I'm of the opinion that some of the better comics come from a strange combination of rules, so here's what you all have to work with in this contest!

1. Gender confusion: Someone (or multiple someones) in your comic must be confused about their own (or someone else's) gender.

2. Am I the only one here who thinks the DexX dragon looks strung out on pot? Use the DexX dragon in your comic at least once, and play up the druggie angle.

3. Mention the name of at least one of the following musical artists...

Amorphis
Sir Mix a'Lot
P.J. Harvey
Left Hand Solution

4. Do your best to make this one a twisted comic. The more twisted, the better.

Have at it, strippers!!! Judging will be early on Sunday morning (between 1am - 4am)