AHHHHH!!! No wonder I only have two stars! I'm on probation now, and i have no parole officer to seduce into giving me freedom. What's fair about that?

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You know you totally missed me!

PROOF! I knew you had an animal fixation, and you denied it, but there's no denying this!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Damn Furries!

PROOF! I knew you had an animal fixation, and you denied it, but there's no denying this![/quote]

I-

I-

....

*grabs a donkey and runs*

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Poop.

*getting in from a long day of work*

*looking around*

Hey where's the donkey I left right here when I left?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

*has hoof sticking out of mouth*

I dunno...

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Poop.

*SIGH*

I'll be in the tub. Would it kill you to take out the garbage while I'm in there?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

2000:

2001:

Nothing like Dougan's picture to kill a thread.

RIP.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Spring:

Declining years:

You never told us how you were tricked into watching Proof of Life last April Fool's.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It involved an Emu and a joke about Peter Pan. Really not that interesting.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[quote][quote]Age 13:
[/quote]

Kaufman, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Young Max in Once Upon a Time in America?[/quote]

two revelations: kaufman looks like Max, and someone else has seen that movie besides me.

Spring: dont remember how old

Summer: 18

You WILL respect my authoritaaaaa![quote]

[/quote]I love how the upper half of your body seems kinda fed up, like: "oh there go my legs jumping around doing fly kicks....again".

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Dad was flammable

hahaha yes, my upper body and lower body often fight. Ending finally with my body sprawled on the floor

AAAAABE!!!!!!!!

Abe Vigoda raped a guy named Nate. :(

Look at the smile on that boys face. He wanted it.

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Poop.

I have a pic at my Xanga site. If someone could post it that would be wonderful.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

you mean like this?

laughinginyourface:

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yep.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

hahahahahahahahahaha.........(I am laughing in your face)

Where, exactly, is Transylvania? Is that in the lower 48 states?

PS - Remind me what it is like to be 13ish. I forget in my old age.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

HAW! Someone who's more of a geek than I! :D

[/quote]

I was just relooking over this thread. That isn't geeky, that's basically in general features (legs eyes arms, etc) what I look like! (except my hair isn't so red and I am pretty). He is in the know of fashion, yes?

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You know you totally missed me!

spring:

"Hello, world!"

summer:

First day of school -- "Rarin' to go!"

fall:

(left, w/Cousin Billy and "Scooter")
"I'm the handsome one!"

winter:

(left, w/ Marty Shapiro and "Vic") Rosenbaum bar mitzvah, shortly before my death at age 67 -- "Still goin' strong!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.