"Rack off"? It sounds so unnatural when they censor swearing. Do they have Eastenders down under? Seeing some cockney thug telling someone to "stuff off" is a good source of chuckles.

Now naff off and die.

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If you read this, you're crap.

come on Andy, just let this thread die

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Dad was flammable

Can't think what you mean.

It's had it's day, let's just set it on fire and watch it sail into the distance and sink.

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Dad was flammable

I was amazed it made 8 pages. When i put it up , i never expected it to make 8 replies.

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

Yep. It's the fights forum's answer to the Colossal Geek thread. But I fear it's on its way to the knacker's yard.

As long as we have multiple user ID's with which to bump it mercilessly , and we can find the time to post , this thread will never die.

Not even the Thread Nazi's can bring this one down!

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

DIESEM THREAD IST FORBOTEN! GEHT NACH HAUSE!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I hate this thread, truly I do, I wish it would burn in hell.

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Dad was flammable

Perhaps I may be of some assistance.

You! Stay dead, damn you!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

*end thread*

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

We will fight them on the beaches , in the threads , on the forums , and all the way back to their little german Schiezenhauses.

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w00t

If this thread lasts for a thousand years, men will stay say, "This...was its finest hour!"

You know Andy, I read your name in the recent post page under "Fights Go Here" and I just knew that you had added something pointless to this thread.

you're living in the past man, just let it go!

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Dad was flammable

Wait til you see his next film review. It seems "Easy Rider" introduces a promising new actor named Jack Nicholson.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Heh. Jack Nicholson.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

This thread will live until it dies.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Undeniably true, yet still meaningless.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

If this thread breaks 200 replies, I can die a happy man.

It's important to have goals, even if they are rediculously lame.

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Dad was flammable

I think my goal is to survive here as a piss poor copy of Crabby for a year before moving onto Global Domination.

Or getting married. One of the two.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

If I never marry, I'll die a happy man.

Andy's Maw is so hung up on commitment at the moment.

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Dad was flammable

Why don't you marry Andy's maw? Then you'd be Andy's pappy. And you could order him around and stuff.

"Andy, as your stepfather, I order you to polish my knob!!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I feel like annexing this thread...