What you nitpick my selection by telling me how useful the f11 key can be? Jeez, It really wasn't a serious pick because as you may have noticed the 'enter' key is in at No.4 and let's face ot the Enter key is boss.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Not if it's called "Enter". The real name is "Return". CRLF will do in a pinch.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was going to say 'return' but I though I'd get young punk coming in and telling me it's called and enter key.

Great! Now I have a half finished strip idea rolling around my head about a kid with brittle bones damaging himself when using the return key. The punchline would be " Now that's what I call braking and entering."
Substitute the BB kid for a breakdancing street youth and it works just as well.

I can't be arsed fleshing it out, Mikey U can have it if you want. lol

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Bottom 5 keys on a keyboard:
5th: Tie between `, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, -, =, backspace, insert, home, page up, num lock, /, *, -
4th: Tie between tab, q, w, e, r, t, y, u, i, o, p, [, ], \, delete, end, page down, 7, 8, 9, +
3rd: Tie between caps lock, a, s, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, ;, ', return, 4, 5, 6, +
2nd: Tie between shift, z, x, c, v, b, n, m, ,, ., /, shift, up, 1, 2, 3, enter
1st: ctrl, alt, spacebar, alt, ctrl, left, down, right, 0, ., enter, and the retarded keys (like the apple key or the windows key)

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AFROMANS MOVE

How about scroll lock? Who the hell ever uses scroll lock?

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Poop.

Many great historical figures have used scroll lock, including Joan of Arc, Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Wgat about Sys Rq? I didn't even know I HAD a Sys Rq button until I searched my keyboard just now.

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Legalize Love!

I see nothing of this Sys Rq button, stop making shit up.

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Oh wait I just saw it... but on mine it's on the same button as Print Screen, which actually has a use.

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Poop.