This one was incredibly close. I'm going with the kitty.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ladyj

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Both were funny, but as MacLeod said after killing Kurgen and then getting a job at a grocery store and having to work on the same day my grandma tried using two coupons on the same can of soup, "There can be only one".  Going to have to give the nod to Ladyj on this one, sorry kitty.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ladyjdotnet

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm hopping on zee cock train and voting for little_kitty

I have ladyj with an early 6-1 lead. Lot's of votes left to be cast. Let's get them in people!

NEXT UP!!! I've been looking forward to this match up more than any other first round match up. I'm excited to present... Beeko180 vs HCRoyall!

The rules for this contest come from a contest I should have won, but the judge really dropped the ball. For this one we go allllll the way back to CC310 which was hosted by redfeather.

His rules are as follows:

RedfeatheR

For the contestants, rules 1,2 and 3 do not apply to your entries, so please, only one comic, no photoshops, but please do your best to be funny. If you'd like to substitute facebook for myspace, that is fine by me. Good luck to you both!

kitty has stolen my heart.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Both comics were awesome, but I'm giving the nod to ladyj with the wirthling frottage scenario.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Kitty's comic punchline cracked me up the most, however, I liked LadyJ's comic a sliver better (not the wooden kind ... more like the Sharon Stone kind in a not so horrible way)

So my vote is for LadyJ

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

ladyJ by a whisker, sorry K!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.