I'm going to see The P@$$ion tomorrow. Think I'll take some meth before I go. Should be a blast.

Go down to Anderston, find a hooker, ask her how much to shit in your mouth. Then go and watch a late show of TPOC.

Youll much prefer the taste of shit in your mouth.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Go down to Anderston, find a hooker, ask her how much to shit in your mouth.[/quote]

Dougan already knows.

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What others say about boorite!

Now when they sing, "Were you there when they crucified my Lord?" millions of people can answer, "No, but I saw it at the multiplex!"

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I has a flavor!

South Park lampooned the shit out of this whole topic last night.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.