Also, now that I've reread this bullshit you're saying about me, I feel compelled to say "fuck you." Destroying grammatically-challenged 12-year-olds? Where the fuck do you get off? That's just made up.

You allude to sebra. The fact is I got along with sebra. We all mocked his style, but so what? He and I were on good terms. I thought his unending thread was good clean stupid fun. But someone genuinely disliked sebra enough to complain to Brad and get him banned. That was not me.

Everything that comes out of my keyboard is dumbass inside jokes or ironic intarnets memes? Really? Maybe you missed the thoughtful philosophical exchange I had with the very guy you're defending, right here in this forum. If you bother looking, you might find that he and I were the only ones interested in putting thought like that into an exchange.

Maybe you should sober the fuck up before you start dragging people's names through the mud for no reason, asshole.

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What others say about boorite!

All this time I thought squidrabies was an intelligent human being.

I barely read, much less post in the goddamned RMDC forum, so I'm fascinated how I'm the "queen of stripcreator" that likes running out the noobs by telling them their comics suck. Squid, if you had a sense of reading comprehension you would have seen my posts were:

1. A binary post wondering why he was being so sensitive since he appeared to suddenly go apeshit and start spewing crap (note that later he explained himself and I accepted his explanation and thought nothing more of it).

2. A comment that his comics had words and pictures and were acceptable, but nothing about them sucking.

3. A joke about the word "geo-social" with pictures including Mogo, but nothing about his comics sucking.

4. A detailed critique of his comics, which he ASKED for from us, where I indicated that I liked some of his comics, the oens I wasn't so thrilled about and why, and explaining to him why we tend to be a little antsy about people who suddenly come back with another username, and NOT FUCKING ONCE said his comics sucked.

5. A stupid comment on embarassing pictures, which said nothing about his comics sucking.

6. A comment not even directed at him, which said nothing about his comics sucking.

I've been reading his comics, especially since he became a donor, and while I don't think they're the funniest thing in the world, I also DON'T THINK THEY SUCK AND NEVER SAID SO, YOU STUPID FUCKING TWIT!!

Oh, and here's another little tidbit for you. Boorite and I may be married, but that doesn't mean we're the same damned person. We don't sit here and conspire about running out the newbies together. Most of the time we aren't even in the same fucking building when we post on SC. So stop attaching me to the end of boorite and vice versa. Especially when you're too idiotic to read a whooooole four page thread where not once do we say Ima_Realist/Tim's comics suck. Yeah, a picture of a guy thinking is surely a banner screaming: "YOUR COMICS R TEH SUCK!11!!!1"

Christ on a bike, just when I start liking this damned forum again, someone goes and does something stupid. I should have stayed at Unexplained. At least I already know who are the idiots there.

I liked sebra. He was awesome and I think it's a travesty he got banned. I'm going to bed. It's too late to sit here and watch people get on the short bus.

[quote]I've read all the posts and I stand behind mine. You should re-read your own history.
What the fuck was the point of the picture of the guy thinking anyway? What does that mean? You do that a lot. Why? What is the reason? When you can't think of anything smartass to say you just post some random smartass picture? What did that tell him? Did that mean his comic was good? Did it mean you didn't understand it? Did it mean he sucks? Do you even know? Do you just post some random picture in every thread because you're afraid someone might forget you exist for two seconds?
Am I the only person on this website who thinks these things???[/quote]

Ah, so you couldn't fathom what a picture of a guy thinking might possibly represent. Therefore, you're justified in saying I thought the guy sucked and I led some sort of attack on him. That is complete bullshit.

I post pictures because sometimes there are too many words. I avoid saying this is good and that is bad because I don't find myself thinking that sort of thing. I posted a picture of a guy thinking because the comic made me think, you dumb drunk fucking asshole.

There, I spoon-fed you the totally secret and diabolical meaning of a stupid picture.

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What others say about boorite!

You know what? Just forget about it. Really. It's just so moronic that any idiot can see it. I mean, you suddenly blow in here and make claims that are completely unfounded and lecture us on something we didn't even do? Then you proclaim that boorite and I are somehow ringleaders in an anti-noob movement despite the obvious idiocy of that? I didn't even know what the fuck you were talking about when I read your post. I reread the thread and I still don't know what you're on about.

What the hell is up with people lately? When did we become booriteandivy, a single entity never separates from the other so when one of us does something that annoys someone, real or imagined by drunken ranters, the other is automatically guilty of the same thing? When did booriteandivy become this all-powerful entity that these noble SCers must fight against?

If you really want one or both of us to leave SC then just have the balls to come out and say it. Stop this idiotic crap and stop the random accusations. Or at least find something real to accuse us of. I didn't do laundry today like I was supposed to. There, you can go post a long rant about what a horrible person I am for being queen of stripcreator but not doing my laundry.

So yeah, just forget about it squid. You're only making yourself look like an idiot. But just in case, I'll stop posting in RMDC altogether. And let me know when I start scaring off the noobs and demanding everyone think like I do (I am the queen of stripcreator after all) in General Discussion, Fights, or even, god forbid, Caption Mountain. Please do let me know. So I can tell you to shove it up your ass again.

You should have used pictures to make it easier.

Oops, did I just insult a noob's comics? Bad queen of stripcreator!

Here, I'll insult another noob's comics: "I think apples are yummy."

How about this: "I chuckled at "The Stoic Batman Fan," as I enjoy visual puns and can relate to the Fan's desire for Batman to swoop in and save the day."

Oh wait, that's when I posted to Ima_Realist/Tim that I liked his comic.

I get it now! It's opposite day!

I forgot to mention:

So you're admitting you're standing behind a false statement?

No, you do mean to pick on us so don't insult our intelligence by saying that. Though I am a bit flattered by the assumption that we're somehow this royalty leadership. I mean, if we really were, do you think I'd have a fucking doubt about my comics? Do you think I'd wonder if people ever read them? Wouldn't I be patting myself on the back for how clever I am instead of constantly looking at the check new comments form to see if anyone happened to leave me feedback? Christ, I would love to be as funny as mmyers, choad, jes, biped, mandingo, and you. I'm happy whenever someone says they liked a comic. If I was really this high and mighty bitch who likes to torture noobs for fun, do you think I'd even bother making a long post to a noob with positive, constructive criticism and praise for his comics? Do you---

You know what? Fuck it. My initial opinion of you as a rational and intelligent human being was false and I apologize, squid. I'll just remember that from now on.