Holy shit. That was harsh. Everyone knows guys with combovers don't get laid.[/quote]

Ha ha. Fuck you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Poop.

Oops, wrong thread. :\

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Poop.

I think it's the perfect thread for such a May-December romance.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]I've had girlfriends before. I let one change me, and she was the one who walked all over me. I don't change for anyone but me now.

And you suck for bringing that up.[/quote]

I never changed his personality. I just put some nicer clothes on him (if he had his pick, it would be a t-shirt and jeans), and did something with his hair, which he regularly covers with a hat anyway. So sue me if the redneck thing doesn't always turn me on.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I meant clothing as well.

And the fuck you was directed towards the "combover" comment. Do you people know how much I fucking hate going bald at 21? Have I not displayed my displeasure at it being brought up seriously enough? Or are you all just being fucks with no concern for others' feelings?

If I were 40 and starting to lose my hair, fine. No big deal. But it's fucking hard enough to maintain a less than suicidal self-image without people constantly reminding me of the fact that my hair is falling out.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Look at this way: Better your hair fall out, than your penis.

I dunno. Maybe I'm just an optimist.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Well without my hair, my penis is of little use :\

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My penis fell out....OF MY PANTS...and then INTO YOUR HAND AS YOU WERE GETTING READY TO THROW SOME DICE...RESULTING IN A DE FACTO JERKING OF ME BY YOU!

BUUURRRRRRRNNN

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Go for the biker gang look.

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Poop.

Oh yeah. The ladies *love* skinny bikers.

Sorry, I look like a white supremecist when my head is shaved. No thanks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What you need is to get a '97 Honda Civic, and put a 4 foot tall spoiler on it, and a huge decal that covers half the windshield, and a really loud exhaust system. Then they'll think you have a HUGE wang.

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Poop.

Ahahahaha! Pick on the rice rockets... =P

It's not hard to pick on them. They're so damn stupid looking.

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80% of them are also economy cars.

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Poop.

.......

I'm.... getting a Honda Civic in a couple months. It' gonna be used so for all I know, it just might be a 97'.... with a four foot spoiler.

And maybe the guy before put a giant decal that covers the windshield. It's not MY fault.

And I bet the exhaust will be really loud.

Oh my God. You guys were talking about ME!! :*(

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

But I am getting a Honda Civic! :D

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I had a 91 Honda Civic that got me through college. Great little car. Super reliable.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This is furthering the off-topic conversation, but here is a page of riceboy cars with mismatched badging, decals, etc...

www.riceboypage.com

Owning a Honda Civic isn't a bad thing.

It's a bad thing when you have a Honda Civic, and think it's a sports car.

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Poop.

Spring: aged 6

Summer: aged 20

I always wonder what kind of moron you have to be to "fix up" a rice rocket for speed. Why not spend less, and get a car that goes faster? Like a Trans Am?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Chi's either a pyro or an alcoholic who really likes flaming Dr.Peppers.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Definitely a pyro...

I had to look up what a flaming Dr. Pepper was, and now I am keen to try one out and see what it's like... look what you've done, Chicka!

A real pyro would know how to yank off a lighter trigger and rig the mechanism to stay on even when he's not holding it. A real pyro would make napalm out of packing foam and gasoline. A real pyro would have a zippo on hand at all times, just in case.

Poser pyro.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.