I hate it when LAME ASS semi-regs make LAME ASS alter-egos to troll all of us. Especially when they find the need to post in every single thread. I hope this Jehovah stops. It's very annoying.

I'm making a table. It's hard work.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm about to pay $3,000 for window blinds. I thought the < $200 worth of temporary blinds were just fine, but my wife disagrees.

*sob*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'll gladly take your $200.00 worth of temporary blinds for the dump I live in...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

That reminds me of the guy who went into an auto parts store and said, "I'd like a pair of wiper blades for my Yugo."

The fellow behind the counter thought for a moment and then said, "That sounds like a fair trade."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The table.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damn, Gabe, you're good.

My handyman skills are limited to simple things like changing the flapper on the toilet or the power switch on the dryer. Though I'm replacing a faucet this weekend.

My father wants me to leave me his tools in his will, because he knows that they'll stay just the way he left them.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Damn, I looked all around the background, and the funniest thing I saw was the "I love wood" sign.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't know what that's about but it's funny.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Most of the handyman expertise behind that is my dad, he of the 'I Love Wood' sign. He did most of the thinking. I just cut and routed things and tried not to chop my fingers off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Whatcha got behind that fake, neat-as-a-pin
pegboard with the perfect tool fronts?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[quote]Whatcha got behind that fake, neat-as-a-pin
pegboard with the perfect tool fronts?[/quote]

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

fin.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Veddy nice.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Beautiful !

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Nicely done, but why are you adding furniture before you move?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Never mind, I figured it out. Hitting up dad's workshop before you're 1500 miles away. I can relate.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

But will it float?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dude, that's really good.

I tried to build stuff with my dad's tools once. He had a standing policy, though:

"Keep your fucking hands off of my tools."

I figure I'll just get rich enough to employ carpenters and that'll do fine. :- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If you employ Carpenters, make sure they get enough to eat.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

If that was mocking Karen (It sounded like it was) please don't, c'mon it's her 19th anniversary of being dead next Monday, and I for one am hoping for rain.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

amen

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I made a birdhouse last year. The birds are pressing a lawsuit. Something about substandard housing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As soon as I make it back home, I'm flipping it upside down into Lake Erie, attaching the Evinrude and heading for Cuba.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.