Could someone translate this into English?[/quote]"...but you are suddenly overcome by your love for technological devices, and you die (presumably because of exposure to lava) while riding the Segway and deliberately making it skid in a broad, constant circle."
Clear enough?[/quote]
Yeah. It would have helped if I knew that a what the fuck a "Segway" was, and that it was a vehicle capable of being ridden around on.