You might've told me this before I voted for you.

I figured I'd better wait until the people who live near me and could therefore actually hunt me down and demand money had already voted.

You know, whenever someone says that puns are the lowest form of humor, I have to point out that sarcasm holds that title.

Oh, wait, you said wit, not humor in general. You're completely right, then.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

hmm... if i could draw, i wouldn't be making comic strips out of cheesy clip art.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

My vote goes to fuzzyman.

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Menthol?

I'm taking a short break from packing (insert homosexual innuendo here (and here)) and I still have the laptop hooked up to the web, so here I am.

Winner of Round #1, Match #1: fuzzyman

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Now, onward to Round #1, Match #2:

ladyjdotnet vs. crabby

For this match, you need to combine the following two elements:

[list]
[*]Jacques Cousteau
[*]First Lady of Afghanistan
[/list]

Since weekends don't count, your deadline is Monday, 72 hours from now. I will post the Round #1, Match #3 categories on Monday...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*whew*

Good match, Kramer!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.