These jokes are making me corny.

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Poop.

This is a maize of bad puns, it's making my corneas hurt.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

When someone's distracted by a bad pun, it's a good opportunity to cob a feel.

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Poop.

i thought that kid looked kinda husky.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Please, could we all try to show a kernel of restraint and crop back on our puns?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

btw, i google-imaged my name, and for some reason i don't claim to understand, this was the only hit:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

or, try it this way...

habnem

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Im a child from the corn. Just thought id add that since you were talking about corn jokes...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Thats not a pun.

Boinky looks like if the mother in Gilbert Grape had seduced the retard and gotten pregnant by him.

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

akirajim

blad

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

bunnerabb

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

LongDongSilver

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

This is not how you do it!!!!

Look at boinky, He's a stupid ticked-off idiot.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Grrrr!

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Childofthecorn[/quote]

I bet this was taken in the Bible Belt, because I'm pretty sure that kid stalking through the field is a Corn-Again Christian.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

the look on that kid's face makes me think someone's stalking him

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

"stalking" him! ha! cornfield...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

ba dom CHEE

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

These jokes are merely a niblet of our humour.

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Poop.

Or crop a feel.

Or crop a field.

Or...

...

We must all be stopped.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

No I happen to like these corn puns. Theyre funny and easy to make. HAAAAA

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

id respond to this but im distraced to the corn on my foot

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Sheaf, now I grain it down to the kernel of the arguement, there's not a lot of humour I can reap from this field of conversation. I'm popping off.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.