I did and I didn't. Maybe I was just a bad boyfriend. However, I remember a g/f I had once who had the worst clothes in the world and I considered hiding her ugly jacket so she would think she lost it. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Did you pick out that FACE for him, too?

woo! woo! woo! woo! woo! woo! woo! woo!

I've had girlfriends before. I let one change me, and she was the one who walked all over me. I don't change for anyone but me now.

And you suck for bringing that up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is the only picture of me I'm posting:

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Holy shit. That was harsh. Everyone knows guys with combovers don't get laid.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Since when do people here have girlfriends?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Here's my girlfriend:

Look! She's holding a fish!

She's holding mAAk's girlfriend!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:|

:?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:x

:wangs

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:dongs

:dangs

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

:kangs

;krang

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:crane

:cane

(Hey, it's what I got when I googled it)

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Poop.

:chang

:change

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Poop.

:wayne

: lame

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

:claim

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:lane

no

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More Hardcore and Underground than you ever will be....fool