I am shocked that sailors would act this way!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Owner discovered 200 people in home

Gabe? Did you have any trouble after your closing?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]Owner discovered 200 people in home

Gabe? Did you have any trouble after your closing?[/quote]

The only thing in my house was a whole mess of spiders.

Hey, if that guy's house had been in Texas, could he have shot a bunch of people and gotten away with it after citing tresspassing laws?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote][quote]Owner discovered 200 people in home

Gabe? Did you have any trouble after your closing?[/quote]

The only thing in my house was a whole mess of spiders.

Hey, if that guy's house had been in Texas, could he have shot a bunch of people and gotten away with it after citing tresspassing laws?[/quote]
Teen bloodbath, yet legal... I would need a big freezer.

Are you getting hobo spiders? We are infested with those up here - quite poisonous and ugly but not very aggressive.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Are you getting hobo spiders? We are infested with those up here - quite poisonous and ugly but not very aggressive.[/quote]
I've never heard of those before, but now I'm all tanked up on nightmare fuel, so thanks a lot. "Infested with" and "poisonous spiders" are not phrases that belong together in any hemisphere that I care to inhabit.

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[quote][quote]
Are you getting hobo spiders? We are infested with those up here - quite poisonous and ugly but not very aggressive.[/quote]
I've never heard of those before, but now I'm all tanked up on nightmare fuel, so thanks a lot. "Infested with" and "poisonous spiders" are not phrases that belong together in any hemisphere that I care to inhabit.[/quote]
Don't worry. They only use venom if they think you are food. You should have seen the big honking one I pulled out of my slipper the other week. I thought it was a ball of lint or a kids toy. I didn't have my glasses on so I help it up close to my nose to see it. It was dead (having been stepped on) but I shit a cat. It probably bit me but didn't use venom because it didn't think to - me not being food and all.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Don't worry. They only use venom if they think you are food.[/quote]
That's not what I just read. I read that it is believed that up to half of their bites are "dry" bites and that the Hobo spider "is now the leading cause of serious envenomation in the northwestern United States."

Thank God they're not here yet... but there's no reason they couldn't live here.

Give me wolves, snakes, bats, rats-- anything but poisonous spiders.

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Don't worry. They only use venom if they think you are food.[/quote]
That's not what I just read. I read that it is believed that up to half of their bites are "dry" bites and that the Hobo spider "is now the leading cause of serious envenomation in the northwestern United States."

Thank God they're not here yet... but there's no reason they couldn't live here.

Give me wolves, snakes, bats, rats-- anything but poisonous spiders.[/quote]
We must have as many as 40 of them on our property.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Three words: Chocolate. Body. Art.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Fuck me! I think that's what was in my sink a few days ago! Damn. Now I'm gonna have to burn the house down.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm gonna write that in chocolate all over my wife.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

But before inviting wirthling over for a weenie roast, spray the little bastards with Aqua Net. Kills 'em dead. No shit.

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I'm gonna write that in chocolate all over my wife.[/quote]

I feel inspired!

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Gasp! Spongebob is gay!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Check out Google Fight. I pitted these two against each other.

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akirajim - 0 results
dcomposed - 167 results

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Batman created by Bob Kane

which swear is better?

fuck 13 600 000 results
versus
shit - 4 160 000 results

The winner is: fuck

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hope you'll write comics about it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

GoogleFight told me "Il y a trop de connexions simultanées sur GoogleFight. Merci de réessayer plus tard." Please retry more retarded?

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I always thought there was something about a show with "Sponge," "Bob," and "Pants" in the title. A far less gay title would be "Washcloth Bruce Hexagon Speedos."

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[quote]GoogleFight told me "Il y a trop de connexions simultanées sur GoogleFight. Merci de réessayer plus tard." Please retry more retarded?
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Get sub to try it for you then.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Play Time']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote][quote]GoogleFight told me "Il y a trop de connexions simultanées sur GoogleFight. Merci de réessayer plus tard." Please retry more retarded?
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Get sub to try it for you then.[/quote] The server is swamped. Try later, you tard?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Je suis plus tard que vous.

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What is the white cheerleader thinking?

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