i've been busier than usual with poker lately and it paid off today when i hit my first royal flush :D

i've heard some pros refer to it as the hand of a lifetime, so that may be my only one. just in case, i'll need all of you to help me celebrate by pouring champagne on my cock and blowing me. please form a line, ugly people to the rear

GO!

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote] please form a line, ugly people to the rear

GO![/quote]
I call first ass ream.

at least pour champagne on my anoos first

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what if nigger meant kite

I go bung bung bung on another mans champagne covered anoos.

I have revived the One Panel Comic Contest. Enter it. Do it NOW!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Presenting...Jessica Alba's ass tattoo.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/Broken-Image-Cat.gif[/IMG]

I can see it.

It's hot.

*wank*

Thanks to ImageShack for Free Image Hosting

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I had a dream last night that I was a TA in high school. I knew it was a dream when I was lecturing the kids on evolution, but I hadn't yet realized it was a dream when all the textbooks were sponsored by the military and included the word "buttsecks" and diagrams of how buttsecks is inefficient.

I am saddened by how few people have entered my FTC and OPC contests.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

As Queen of Stripcreator, ordained by Saint Squid of Rabies, I hereby declare that everyone must make comics while naked!

If you are at work or school, making comics in your underwear is also acceptable. But socks are right out.

Cool. 'Cause I already am nekkid.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[quote]As Queen of Stripcreator, ordained by Saint Squid of Rabies, I hereby declare that everyone must make comics while naked!

If you are at work or school, making comics in your underwear is also acceptable. But socks are right out.[/quote]Look, if I went 'round claimin' I was Emperor, just because some diseased cephalopod insulted me, they'd lock me away!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Are you giving an example of claiming that squid is a diseased cephlopod?

No, I was using some word substitution to work a Monty Python quote into this thread without looking completely irrelevant.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ahhh yes... when King Arthur is talking to the serfs who don't have a lord... I can't remember what exactly he says, but its something along the lines of 'waterbound tart throws a sword at you'.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Ahhh yes... when King Arthur is talking to the serfs who don't have a lord... I can't remember what exactly he says, but its something along the lines of 'waterbound tart throws a sword at you'.[/quote]

"You can't say you're a king just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went 'round, sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Supreme Executive Power derives from a mandate by the masses, not some farcicle aquatic ceremony!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I caught it ;)
It cracked me up.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[quote]
"You can't say you're a king just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went 'round, sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Supreme Executive Power derives from a mandate by the masses, not some farcicle aquatic ceremony!"[/quote]

Note to self: Wanton thesaurus-flogging is funny as hell.

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What others say about boorite!

There is a video of my band and I playing in a bedroom in my profile.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Are you on treadmills?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nope!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Are there scenes featuring cottage cheese, gratuitous nudity, or both?

If there aren't I'm not watching.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.