It was a walk-a-thon. Everyone walking had to wear those lame-ass t-shirts.

Of course, we didn't actually FINISH the walk-a-thon, but that's a totally different story involving my bum knee and Read falling asleep in his backpack. We did get some free bagels and nacho chips though.

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I has a flavor!

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Sorry, I thought she asked for "tiny dot pictures."

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On that line of thinking, whatever happened to dot matrix printers? I miss having to wait 15 minutes to print out one page of information.

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I has a flavor!

They are still used in warehouse and point of sale applications.

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I miss them because in high school all the rooms with that had printers at all shared the model/make, which meant our report cards were printed in the main office on the same printer type we used in computer lab.

I bought a new guitar today

So now it's time to learn how to play properly and form a decent band

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The Epiphone is every bit as good as the Gibson and actually costs what it's worth as an instrument. Good choice.

The SG is a guitar you have to turn up loud. And don't forget the distortion. No, more distortion. MORE. And the word "properly" does not belong in the same universe as that guitar.

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I just got to the mail before mom did and used whiteout. Soon that A minus was an A plus. Booyeah!

The play-by-post fantasy RP forum I frequented for the past four years has finally iven up the ghost and be trashed. :(

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Jell-o claims that it's kosher (and even marks as such on its packaging), but every reputable kosher certification organizes agrees that it's not.

What's un-kosher about Jello? Does it have pig juice in it?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gelatin (also gelatine, from French gélatine) is a translucent brittle solid substance, colorless or slightly yellow, nearly tasteless and odorless, which is created by prolonged boiling of animal skin, connective tissue or bones.

i.e. Not kosher

[quote]It was a walk-a-thon. Everyone walking had to wear those lame-ass t-shirts.

Of course, we didn't actually FINISH the walk-a-thon, but that's a totally different story involving my bum knee and Read falling asleep in his backpack. We did get some free bagels and nacho chips though.[/quote]

You named your child a verb?

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Poop.

Are you jewish? I would think that I would remember that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The fifth of Smirnoff I have in the freezer claims to be Kosher. Shalom!

No, I'm just fascinated by kashrut. Though my dad once thought I was a Jewish vegetarian lesbian because I didn't have a boyfriend and I don't like ham.

...a VAGetarian who doesn't like sausage.

I'm sort of Jew-ish.

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The last time I fed my snake, the mouse was still moving when he began to swallow it. It was like watching the stuff that horror movies are made from.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Announcement: I posted an Announcement in a thread other than Announcements.

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KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have only four more performances of Night of the Living Dead left. Two on Friday, two on Saturday. Anyone in the Dallas area, I have two comp tickets for either 10:00 pm show.

In other news, I love my job as a captioner. I have cleaned up the transcripts for one episode of Another World, and two of Passions. My debut episode of Passions airs this next friday, the ninth. I think. It might be the 16th. I practiced on a history of the NY Mets today. It keeled me. How could they trade Seaver? Those rat bastards.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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No you won't. Faggot.