Low-brow: "DexX sucks kangaroo cock."

High-brow: "DexX is an expert in the art of koalalingus."

Am I getting the hang of it?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I didn't say that's what it meant, I said that was my way of addressing you. (In case you actually wanted to know.)

That's good. If you cared too much about what somebody you don't know and will never meet at one of a million faceless forums thinks of you, you'd be worse off than I already think you are.

Spoken by unfunny people since 1832. Well, you always have the etymology of your name to fall back on.

We can keep on trading posts which offer nothing new, and take me away from threads that meet the donkey sodomy quota, or we can drop it, and agree to disagree. I know what I'm choosing.

And now to the real business of this post:

Mancumber isn't a lighter note to me, my uncle was killed by a mancucumber that derailed on a cleaveland-bound trip and *sniff*....sorry, I thought I could talk about it.

Didn't George Bush, Sr. used to talk about 40,000 Buttfucking Points of Light.

DexX doing anything with a kangaroo is low brow. Just because it's always soft porn and bad video quality. It's not high brow in my opinion unless you get the money shot.

Ah, now that felt good.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I have a little-known fact to reveal which will no doubt shock you all.

There is not a single comic on stripcreator.com that contains any donkey sodomy.

And you know why not? Because there aren't donkeysodomy1-1 and donkeysodomy1-2 images. Any sodomizing of donkeys that transpires takes place in the fourth panel.

And that's why I still like this place so much even with all the lowbrow humor. Truth to tell, I don't care whether the humor is lowbrow or highbrow. Both can be funny, and both can be tragically humorless. A good comedian will know when to use both, and neither can redeem a bad one. What's really cool is those strips that are creative -- that do the most they can with what they've got. Any moron can type the words "donkey sodomy"; it takes talent to make that, or anything else, funny.

It's my opinion that everyone here (by which I mean on the message board, though I don't mean to exclude all of the writers who don't post) writes some damned creative and damned funny strips from time to time. And if we have off days -- which we all do -- so what? Most of the people who post -- not to mention some people who write webcomics full time, or, as has been discussed before, some of the hacks who write the tripe you see in your Sunday paper -- have 365 off days a year.

Sorry for the preaching.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!