I don't talk to cheaters.

[quote] ...I thought the whole point of anime was to become aroused by 14-year old girls with 44" busts wearing sailor-suit-looking school uniforms and skirts measured the exact length for easy fan-service access.
[/quote]I prefer to hang out with real-live 14-year old girls with 44" busts wearing sailor-suit-looking school uniforms and skirts measured the exact length for easy fan-service access.

With friends like that, who needs anime?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It's good to be the professor.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I think you should check those "girls'" IDs...

[quote][quote] ...I thought the whole point of anime was to become aroused by 14-year old girls with 44" busts wearing sailor-suit-looking school uniforms and skirts measured the exact length for easy fan-service access.
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Too old.[/quote]
Do you mean you're old for that kind of thing or 14-year-old girls are too old for you?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[quote]
With friends like that, who needs anime?[/quote]

I just winced so hard I broke a tooth.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I really don't think it is a wise thing to base what you want in a relationship on anime characters. Case in point, I fell in love with Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Then I went out and married a red headed German girl (yes, they do exist). She was just like Asuka, just without her warm fuzzy charm. After laying waste to my life, she finally moved on. I learned my lesson, I'm not going to repeat that mistake.

Now I am looking for a wan, emotionally distant, albino girl.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...with blue hair.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Israphael, you probably should have made sure her mental disorders matched up with Asuka's.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

But are you sure it's easy to find one like that?

Wait, I know, I know! You could kidnap a baby from Germany and raise her like Asuka was raised!