Any power metal band newer than, let's say, 1998. (Seriously, I've heard enough castrated men singing about dragons)

Any band that is best known as "that band with the chick _insert instrument here_"   Seriously.  A woman playing an instrument isn't a reason to get a woody for some crappy band.

Ska bands, in general.  Okay, it was cute back when a couple punk bands decided to play some Bob Marley, but now it's just out of goddamn control.

Any band that sounds like a cheap knockoff of Nirvana, or Pearl Jam.  You're not necessary.  We had all the mumbly, drug-addled longhairs we needed in 1993.  Yes, I'm talking to you Mudvayne.

Cover bands.  Sorry, but I don't need to hear some idiot's version of "Michelle" when I could just go buy the CD, give Michael Jackson his money and listen to the real version.  Write some of your own shit you talentless hacks.

Metal bands without a sense of humor.  I'm not kidding here, I'm sick of super-srs metal bands.  You play a style of music that hasn't really been too popular for 20 years.  y so srs?

There are others, but I can't be fucked to care enough.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Any band whose members' sex tapes and/or Playgirl layouts reveal them to be better endowed than I am. Seriously man, that pisses me off. These guys are in bands -- they could be hung like Bilbo Baggins and still get laid. So why do they need humongous yogurt cannons to boot? Pure greed, that's why.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Damn those big dicked bastards.

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Kill Whitey.

I got Guitar Hero: World Tour today and I'm really disappointed at the amount of shitty songs and/or indiefuck bands that found their way into the game. See: Oasis, Interpol, Silversun Pickups, Modest Mouse, Filter, the unplugged version of About A Girl by Nirvana, and etc. and etc. and etc.Seriously Activision, give us fucking Stairway and Smells Like Teen Spirit already.

Zaster

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

AngryAmerican

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

AngryAmerican

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Keith Emerson

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It's grime time.

BigFrank105

Do you realize how much the royalties are for Stairway To Heaven? Even Cameron Crowe who is a personal friend of the band was unable to secure the rights to the song for Almost Famous.

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

Do you realize how much the royalties are for Stairway To Heaven? Even Cameron Crowe who is a personal friend of the band was unable to secure the rights to the song for Almost Famous.

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And she's buying the rights for a Stairway...

To Heh-uh-vun.

Doo doo doo...