Also, if anyone wants to finesse the wording of Mutually Assured Destruction so that it doesn't conflict with Resolution 109 (or perhaps revokes it) please go ahead and I'll submit it to the forums.

Or if you're into it, feel free to submit it to the forums yourself.  As the delegate I have to submit it but doing stuff in the forums will probably make it more interesting for you. I don't want you to feel like I need to do everything.

Likewise, if you just want to submit something to the forums and you get it to a point where you think it can be submitted, I'm happy to submit it for you. These all don't have to be SC-coordinated efforts.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

fuzzyman

One small step for man, one giant leap for manrape.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Ok, I have like the greatest (or at least a challenging) resolution - it concerns the idea of euthanasia and medical research. However, I'm extremely drunk right now, so I need to draft it later.
So this is mostly so I can remember it. it's a proposal for the donation of comatose patients for scientific research. I think that's enough for me to remember the full details later on. And I think you guys will understand the implications.
So, anyway, i'm going to go see the Wooten Brothers.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Revision for clarity and to add a "protection of human life" element that may add to it's appeal.

The United Nations,

OBSERVING that labor shortages cause undue stress on local economies;

DISMAYED at the inflation caused by rising labor rates and the difficulty in finding people to perform dangerous or menial work;

ALARMED at the recent deaths due to mining accidents and military engagements;

ENCOURAGED at recent scientific developments in robotics and artificial intelligence;

ALLOWS that every member nation may design and create sentient, inorganic lifeforms to be deployed where human life would normally be at risk, or where human labor is not economically feasable.

Later on we can submit a resolution legalizing "consenting relationships" between robots and humans. If there are no objections, I'll post this in the forums for comment.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I have posted a slight revsion in the forums. Let's see what they say.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=510987

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"A certain level of maintenance should be observed with robots to make them "happy" in the robot sense."

 Considering the subject matter this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I just got a telegram from "THE HOT MAN". Apparently all he had to say to me was hi.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

fuzzyman

I have to say, a fancy signature for a fake government position of a fake country certainly pushes the levels of crazy on that forum to a very high high. Maybe you could suggest an 'inorganic sentient love' type issue. That would at least have a chance to get into the game, seeing as how these guys are so into the roleplay.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old