You people are so non-PC! This late-december festival, I got a laptop. Yep. I am the most spoiled kid around these parts right now. Though, I only got it because my dad hit a big jackpot at the casino. Also, I had to pay for about half of the laptop. But it was still probably the most awesome Christmas gift ever. It's nothing too fancy, but it will definitely help out this coming semester.
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.