Ei shank, i bet you would love to have one of these:

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Because it was your assertion for which the picture failed to present the graphic evidence intended.[/quote]

it's bigger than my hand half flacid
LOLZ
point proven, i win.

No, you lose. Sorry.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Finally, one thread on the internet that hasn't turned into a dicksize contest.

Oh, wait...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i am the best person ALIVE

see:

I'm unimpressed.

Of course, I think all penises are silly looking. How you guys walk around with those things is beyond me. No wonder you're always playing with yourselves. It must be distracting.

Guy's are competitive by nature. That's exactly why God gave us wangs.

Heh, I saw that "Seinfeld" episode too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Generally I use a wheelbarrow.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Heh, I saw that "Seinfeld" episode too.[/quote]

Someone told me the same thing once, but since I never watched Seinfeld, I never knew what the fuck they were talking about.