Hanukkah has barely begun and my list already has some items taken care of.

[i]1. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (Xbox).
2. Armed & Dangerous (Xbox).[/i]

Change to PC format and add San Andreas

3. My Xbox off of layaway.

Don't need the Xbox since I'm getting a PC instead. Just for the updated system software of course. My Mac is still my main computer.

8. An MP3 player.

Bought one for myself the other day from Woot.

12. Sex. Lots and lots of it.

Still more empty promises.

mmyers, I found Neverwhere at Best Buy and got it with those stupid $1 coupons I collected from McDonald's.

I also found the full length version of Reefer Madness, the funniest anti-pot movie ever made. And Mega Bloks had a flash of brilliance and made a Star Trek Enterprise building set and a building set with evil pirate skeletons.

Who needs food when you have Legos?

Here's my list:

DEWALT tool kit
Palm Tungsten C or Trio 650
George Bush impeached

a short of which I'll get none.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I want a rock & roll gunbunny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[quote]mmyers, I found Neverwhere at Best Buy and got it with those stupid $1 coupons I collected from McDonald's.
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Cool! Tell me if it's any good. I'm way curious.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'd like an NHL season, thanks.

(You listening, Bettman and Goodenow?)

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I has a flavor!

I'd like an AARP SEASON LOLLOLOLMAOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLLOL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

My very own superconducting supercollider.

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What others say about boorite!

My own private parallel universe where everyone's a hot chick except me, and they're all totally into me.

Oh, and they don't have diseases.

Except nymphomania.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1. Get my chain out of pawn.
2. Get my eye-sight back.
3. Shave my palms.

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Get Your War On

[quote]I'd like an NHL season, thanks.

(You listening, Bettman and Goodenow?)[/quote]UE read my mind. I already got one present, the old HBO series Dream On (Seasons 1 & 2) on DVD. I'd also like :

Kids in the Hall DVD
Soap Season 2 DVD
GTA San Andreas
New Shoes, since I'm expecting the pair I have now to walk away on their own soon.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

UnknownEric takes it in the butt!!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

UE, I had no idea you were an NHL fan. niteowl and I have been bitching about it for a few weeks now (Sad, but true).

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.