DragonXero, for all your effort, I think it may yet be a lost cause. I am a stickler for grammar and spelling, not because I have some 'Proper English' hard-on, but because my mind works way too fucking fast to slow it down when trying to comprehend the drivel posted sometimes. Less-htan-perfect grammar and spelling affect everyone, but HORRIBLE grammar and complete disregard of spelling make me skip right the fuck over something like that. There are a few exceptions, like fuck. And retard.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.