Trust me you don't want DexX to draw you. His preliminary sketch of my character looked like Buddha after a three day drinking binge. And what possessed him to draw me holding a cat upside down and biting it's tail?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I didn't see any lobster samples but, I eagerly awit them.

craaaaaaaaab people craaaaaaaaaaab people, taste like crab... talk like people...

THESE CRABS ARE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

there's your character, crabby.

I think it'd be funny if I drew a bunch of nes/snes character rip offs, like giant pixelated characters that look like white mages and zelda and bomberman, yet are not.