We made a band!!
I wouldn't even know about that
Hi Inflate
just for that, you HAVE to join my band
Hey bubble butt.
hi inflate
hey inflat
k
Hey you d00des.
inflate, join my band
Whats the name?
The The's
well......... ok!
the the's
It should be The Thes
* Rabid_Weasle does a sexy dance
i'm the sexy dancer
What instrument do I play???
no apostrophe
LET ME DO THE TALKING!
what can you play?
Triangle!
ok
:D
who can play drums
Square!
and who can play guitar
and i need a tuba player
i can play dee harmonica
ok
* areallyst hits tamborine
dcom can play dee cock!
dcom can play dee womens
we got a triangle play, a tamberine player, a harmonica player, a sexy dancer, and i sing
we're set!
and i do keyboards
there
lets get famous now
who is our agent and manager?
me
we need groupies too.
where are all the bitches tonight?
knkx can be a groupie
ok.
YES
well, duh
haha
I'LL BE AART OF THE BAND
PAAAART
no
YES
suck it, groupie!
you a groupie
i should also be the manager
manager/groupie/member
no. youre our gay groupie. nothing more.
has it always been a fantasy of yours to sleep with a big famous tamborine player?
hm
i refuse
i'd rather work for microsoft
:O
I WILL NOT TAKE THAT ABUSE!!!
dan, can you play the basoon?
if you can, you're in
i'm left handed
IM WITH THE THE'S FOR CRYINGC OUT LOUD!!!
i make any band cool
* Inflatabl does line of coke off of stupid's penis.
ha
dont start drugs so early
wait until we become popular
* areallyst shoots up
then you're allowed
I am already starting to write my autobiography. in the last chapter I die of a Mr Clean overdose.
when we're famous can we do controversial things?
we need to write a song first
like shoot up gas stations?
okay....
godammit
what about a song called 'Donkey Punch'?
Or 'Wangs'?
donkey punch
yeah.
ok
dunky ponch
flunkie punch
give me some milk
I thought of the title. someone else does the lyrics.
the end
i already did
when i receive a donkey punch, i get a temporary hunch
yeah but those sucked.
thats good.
i like to have a donkey punch right after lunch
knkx is a groupie butt much, he begs me for my next killer donkey punch
sometimes they crunch
a bunch
* Rabid_Weasle donkey punches boinky
weeee
keep dancing
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* Rabid_Weasle does sexy dance
yes yes
thats it
dance my pretty
i didn't join the mouseketeers for this
yes you did
gravitons dont generate donkey punchs on their own. so lemme bury this bone. and get down there for your next ....donk
ey punch! Girl, you know its true.
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hi choad
....
ok
subliminal messagiing is the in thing
* areallys1 taps out "RAPE PEOPLE"
there we are famous
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lets split up now
ill start a solo career
then fail
donkey punch, donkey punch all night long
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and commit suicide
hi sctess
* Sseycs commits suicide.
....
i stil have a future with thev\ Old Guys with Boogie Boards
not you
girl, you know you want that punch from my giant dong
hey sex
Oh, sure. NOW you tell me.
boinky cuts a solo album called Bonkified... and then starts making fun of us since he left. And wearing a white glove an
d rapping and being more of a bawd buoy.
Oh, buoy!
and my last cd "Just boinky" does horrible
so i slowly kill myself with drugs
the end
stupidguy isnt accepted back in the OGwBB since he lit the lead singers hair on fire when he left
My wang brings all the TOBORs to the yard...
....
mine too
so he becomes a traveling gypsy with his mad tamborine skills
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NOOOOOO!!
sigh
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* Inflatabl blows out brains Kurt Cobain style
:O
wow
so long asvwe're all coping.
:/
........
this is like the third time I've been in a band that broke up in here, and I'm never around for any of it
* areallystupidguy puts on a bandanna and buys a tarot deck
oh well
Sad News! The Eagles didn't break up!
we had a good run
we had good times
We were a one hit wonder. But no one will ever forget Donkey punch.
come child, let me read your fortune.
time to go on with our lives
Even though we lip synched it at all our performances. And didnt actually write it.
oh wait, i'm dead
i predict that Donkey Punch will be forgotten in less than a wee
And didnt even sing it either.
i wrote it
k
i carried this whole band ever since 7 minutes ago.
my original lyricsc were brilliant
yeah but then you became a bloated bitter drunk like Lars from Metallica.
we should have used those
And you started suing 12 year olds.
maybe we couldve BEEN something
stupid its your fault!
You had sex with a 14 year old girl and filmed it.
And made her drink your piss.
Thats disgusting man.
well, im 15.
yeah... okay.
its not really that weird.
well.... the piss thing was kinda.... hmmnn.
It's wierd when the "girl" is really a "female cat."
bettermake that age 5
Do you know how old 14 is in cat years?! Darned old.
more controversial that way
* areallystupidguy is disgraced after having sex with a 5 year old furry
there we go
......
IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC, MAAAAAN!!!
* Inflatabl plays gig at Rhode Island club which gets set on fire.
haha
im writing all this down
and composing an autobiography to sell it
what did inflat do in the band?
....
nothing
oh
he just sat on his ass and looked pretty
he got all the attention but i did all the work
oh yeah
triangle
Hey... I made us famous. All those tabloids? About me! I was the one who wanted to go in to outter space. And the one
who made out with Madonna at the Grammys. And the one who raped all those kids and buried them in my basement. ME!
and me
i helped hold them down
oh yeah.
And thats how we got inspiration for the song 'Donkey Punch'.
That was a fun afternoon.
i was controversial FIRST.
so ha.
i started this whole band
if it want for me youd still be in that worthless old man and boogies boards or whatever
hey, those guys are BIG now!
if id stayed with them id BE somebody instead of waiting for custody trials for my messed up furry son!
fuck you!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
* Inflatabl does lots of heroin
* boinky33 me too
let's do a comeback tour
to help with my gambling debts
alright
no.
:)
dcom overdosesd.
:(
and Rabid has parkinsons.
fine, only me and stupid
i forgot about dcom
and I'm in jail for rapings.
what did he play?
dcom died 2 minutes after we joined together
so he never counted
what was he supposed to play?
none of you came to my funeral
i came after
and made love to you
what did you play dcom?
in the eye socket
O_o
i played teh harmonica
oh yeah
wangs
dongs
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