At 16 I was almost potty-trained.

My son's seventh b-day is this Friday the 13th. I told him I might trip bringing his cake to the table with all the bad luck going around.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It was my birthday last week. or two weeks ago.

I don't really remember when it was.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[quote]It was my birthday last week. or two weeks ago.

I don't really remember when it was.[/quote]
When you were born you were quite young. I don't blame you for forgetting when it was.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm 16 now too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Happy birthday boinky33 and Shape Factory.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just came!

Were you thinking about me when you came, boinky? If so, consider that my birthday gift to you.

I was thinking of your mom.

What, I'm not good enough for you or something???

But Devin, in the words of a famous philosopher, "You are your own mother."

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Hooray! Now you're a man!

Happiness was a disturbing movie.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I thought it was a warm gun?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That song always disturbed me. It smacked of incest.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I thought about pitching it to my friends as a lighthearted romantic comedy they should go out and rent, but not even I'm that cruel.

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]16, huh?

Jesus. If I'd beaten that dog across the street, I could have been your father.[/quote]
May you become as popular as a boil on the king's backside, O thou exceedingly foolish virgin!

Did you ever stop to think why your son looks like me?

Hey!
I'm going to sue you!

Stud.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

It's a very Shape Factory Christmas!

WELL, IT IS!

Is this the part where we say that we like the new shape factory? cause I thought I already did that.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I like praise.

Oh, and Gabe. I put those comics you made on my page.