Wow, thanks all. That was sweet. I missed everyone too except for those of you I don't know, and even then, I missed the promise of you.
Truth is, I've been getting my shit together. I've lost 75 pounds, quit smoking, and am being treated for ADD. The latter has been especially helpful, since my mind now isn't wandering tangentially all the time but can actually concentrate, allowing me to finally TRULY enjoy the pleasures of Porky's Revenge, Benny Hill, and the History Channel. (That order.)
Sounds good to me. My semester just ended, so my calendar is blissfully empty for 3 months. There is that vegas trip, but it's from the 11th - 24th of June, so the timing works out well.
Boy, there are a lot of beautiful places within a couple of hours of Phoenix, but one stands above all: Sedona. People come from all over the world to see its red rock mountains. It's also supposed to be one of the top 5 chi-centering locations in the world, which leads to the interesting blend of Arizona's archetypal old-west stores next to healing crystal shops. They also have a beautiful church built right into the red rock mountain side. Lots of restaurants too. In the negative column though, it is right at the 2 hour mark you mentioned. (If you do go to Sedona, you have to stop by Jerome. It's about 20 miles away if memory serves, and is a little artist community built on a hilltop. The road is windy and steep, but the view makes it worth it.)
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.