[Click to view comic: 'Contest XVIII acceptance speech']

Yes, I did slide in under the wire. I felt guilty but gabe's comment made me realize that ya'll are a bunch of "taintwranglers". Ah, it's good to win.

New Contest Rules:

1. Reference to a character from world literature;
2. Some colloquialism for male or female genitalia;
3. A generic or trademarked drug name;
4. Extra points for relating 1,2, and 3.

Which reminds me: What kind of motherfucking dipshit would pay $300,000 for a piece of shit Sodomizer 5000?

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What others say about boorite!

Made it up?! Here, look:

taint·wran·gler (taynt'rang gler)
n.

1. One who wrangles taint. [See also: ObiJo]

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That was a present, I'd thank you to know.

ObiJo - Obi Wan + Joe Schmoe, add cheese, garlic, and a smidge of monkey brain, stir and repeat.

If I knew what taintwrangler meant I'd be totally pissed right now. Or happy maybe. Hard to tell.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.