Due to a moment of insanity and boredom I clicked to WWF(E) Smackdown. I have a few question.
1. What the hells has happened with Hulk Hogan whole facial hair thing?
2. What's happened to his yellow shirt ripping thing?
3. Why is 123 Kid partners with Razor Ramon yet made a classic fight in beating him in 3 seconds?
4. Why has 123 Kid grown a beard?
5. Why isn't Razor Ramon as cool as he was, and finally:
6. What the fuck has happened to HHH good manners? where's his bowing and his wave?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

OK, now they're singing Bananarama songs, oh how it's changed from a Police Cop and a clown fighting it out.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the wrestling! The wrestling is rock solid! The wrestling is sound.............where was I going with this?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

D due to another moment of insanity and boredom I looked over your comics etc, first of all you made comic 50,000 not 5,000 oh and also found something that you decided to do and hope no-one find, much like myself:

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Actually I suspect he did that one to take the piss out of you.

[quote]I have a few question.
1. What the hells has happened with Hulk Hogan whole facial hair thing?[/quote]
It's part of his new, "bad ass" gimmick, when I say "new", I of course mean 4 years old.[quote]
2. What's happened to his yellow shirt ripping thing?[/quote]again, that gimmick ended years ago.[quote]
3. Why is 123 Kid partners with Razor Ramon yet made a classic fight in beating him in 3 seconds?[/quote]Seriously Bazilla, 1997 ended years ago.[quote]
4. Why has 123 Kid grown a beard? [/quote]It's called puberty, you should try it sometime.[quote]
5. Why isn't Razor Ramon as cool as he was[/quote]He became an alchoholic[quote]
6. What the fuck has happened to HHH good manners? where's his bowing and his wave?[/quote]Do you buy wrestling videos from Oxfam bargain bins? Here's a shocker for you Baz, in a couple of years the Undertaker will start this really cool cult, where he and a bunch of goons run around wearing black and abduct people, turning them into zombies. The whole storyline builds towards the revelation that the cult is controlled by a "higher power" although, sadly, it turns out it's just Vince McMahon in a black dressing gown.

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Dad was flammable

*Begins rocking back and forth in the corner*

No! God why? Why are you bringing back the bad memories? Stupid Corporate Ministry! Ghaa! One of the coolest gimicks ever... ruined in one fell disrobing... NOOOOO!!!

I sat up until 6am waiting for www.theturnbuckle.com to update their "RAW Results" page to find out who the "Higher Power" was, since I had speculated that it would be someone REALLY cool.

I actually even convinced myself that it might be Owen Hart, despite the fact that he "died" just weeks before, if it had been Owen, I would probably have been so overjoyed that both my legs would have fallen off.

I refreshed the page, read "Vince McMahon is the Higher Power" and just crawled into bed, a sad, shell of a man.

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Dad was flammable

Since it's vaguely connected to this, I want to mention that I just got Smackdown 2 for the PS, and as soon as I unlock enough stuff, I will be making myself in Create-A-Wrestler. Once I do, I will post the formula, if anyone wants a polygonal NeoVid to pound on.

Oh yeah, since my copy of Smackdown didn't have the instructions, could someone who does have it tell me if you can change characters in season mode, and if you can start a new season mode without losing what you already saved?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I made Tyler Durden in SmackDown 2.

And Bazilla, that thing about Descolada was just to see if anyone noticed. you did so you win the kick in the nuts.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's Descolada99b

Finally! After 5 months being here I've finally won something! Yes, after all thi....Ow! Man that Hurts! Owwwww, but I won it!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Didn't make a version of myself yet, but I did one of Gabe, for no good reason other than that the phrase "Billings 3:16 says 'I am a colossal geek!'" came to mind. So here's Stone Drunk Gabe Billings...

Head: Basic, Stone Cold
Lower: Basic, Buchanan
Upper:T shirt 6/2, length 81 var 194 shade 128 bright 128
Hands: 15/15

Change mass of head to 117, all others to 120
Entrance movie: Billy Gunn (it'd be perfect if it didn't have the word "man" in the lyrics), entrance move: Shout 1
Win pose: From the top
Stance: Mystery 1
Moves: Unknown U

I made some taunts for him, but I can't post em at the moment.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Here you go, Gabe's special taunts...

Drunken Bastard
Bases: Walk 15, Walk 15
Modify Upper:
Slot 15, #388
18, #389
22, #390
uh, I think it's 25, #391
30, #388
Mod Lower: Dance 12, Fight 4

Not In the Face!
Bases: Walk 5, Other 31
Mod Upper:
4, #207
7, #115
11, #207
13, #135
15 & 16, #419
18, #234
21, #246
24, #234
27, #246
30, #305

Next up, I'll probably make Kaufman and Spankling.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It wasn't easy, but I put together a fairly (in)decent Spankling.

Spankling
light heavyweight

Nose 31/2
Eyes 37 brightness 92
Mouth 108
Muscle type 3
Wristband 8 bright 88
Accessory 23 bright 100
Elbow pad 10 bright 68
Undies 2 bright 52
Shoes 5 bright 116
Accessory 8 Bright 32
Skin 1
Height 617
Head Mass: 125
Thigh Mass: 95
All other masses: 100
Moves: Unknown V
Entrance movie: Gangrel

Gabe now holds the Intercontinental belt, and had the Hardcore belt until Joey Abs beat him out for it. The Colossal Geeks are tag team champs, too.

Oh yeah:
Stable: The Colossal Geeks
Entrance Movie: D-X
Move: Happening

Damn, I wish I had some way to take screenshots of this game. I would have loved to show you all the scene where Gabe bashed Edge's head with a pipe.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I very much wish I could play this game.

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www.bradsucks.net

It's a year old, so I was able to get it for $18. And even if you don't own a PS, you could get a Playstation emulator for your computer. I know Bleem can do S!2 very well. Maybe you could try searching for Emu Unlim.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet