"How about a peace of bacon, man?"

"I used to sweat like a pig, but now I'm utterly bacon!"

"Raaaaaar! No, wait... that's someone else's line..."

"Bacon shake"

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This is not my empire.

Actually, those are awful.

"Baconman commands you to let me wear shirts that say peace and may in some way be construed as political."

I think they would sell like hotcakes. Of course, I'm an idiot.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

it should be the surprised baconman and the caption should be something like

"HE ATE HOW MANY BABIES??"

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what if nigger meant kite

How about Baconman holding a Stripcreator mug chasing after the chicken? (We don't have eggs anywhere, do we?)
The caption could be something about breakfast with SC every morning.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I feel like punching myself in the face.

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8===D

i'll help. i've always wanted to beat down a Swayze

again

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what if nigger meant kite

Six Degrees of Angry Bacon!

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[quote]it should be the surprised baconman and the caption should be something like

"HE ATE HOW MANY BABIES??"[/quote]
I'd buy that for a dollar.

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Dad was flammable

The only thing I could think up was a shirt with a picture of the fishhand man on the front and the caption "We don't get it either".

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I would buy a shirt that said "What the fuck are you talking about?", especially if we had a non-copyrighted cowboy to have saying it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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too much nipplage

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what if nigger meant kite

I get it. What's not to get?

"I have fish hand!"

"I have man fin!"

I call it The Aristocrats.

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