Here are some rules that were posted recently at my work. I hate most the people at my work so I never follow numero 3:

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obscenity filter is off

Wow, I'd hate to see what the restroom in the shop area looks like.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I love how following the rules is optional. You can either do all of the above or go use the other bathroom, because we don't care about that one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yea, as long as the suits are ok. Thats all that matters!

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obscenity filter is off

It pisses me off when people get stoned and then listen to the Dead or Phish. Those bands suck, sparky!

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I has a flavor!

He said it again!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

He said it again![/quote]Nobody's stoning anybody yet, not even if they say Jehovah!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

He said it again![/quote]Nobody's stoning anybody yet, not even if they say Jehovah![/quote]
NOW HE SAID IT! STONE!!! STONE!!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.