[quote]Comedians:
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
Martin Lawrence
Dennis Leary
Jon Stewart
David Cross
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Only one of these (lawrence) isn't a total wang.

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If we're talking about comedians, I say get some Russell Peters. You can download his Comedy Now! special... and its hilarious.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

they're both kind of obvious and bandwagoned, but demetri martin and mitch hedburg are 555. +jim norton = !

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Chris Rock is always pretty funny. I used to like Margaret Cho back when she stuck to her Asian schtick.

*prepares for the flames*

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Jim Norton = an idiot. He's quicker on the draw than most people with a comeback, but he's not very intelligent.

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You know what's going to be the funniest show on TV? Bob Goodenow's 4pm press conference to explain why the players won't accept a 42.5 mil salary cap... That'll be a fucking laugh riot.

And the problem with Margaret Cho is that she takes too damn long to deliver the punchline nowadays. You seen "Revolution?" Damn film would be 10 minutes long if she didn't take 20 minutes to tell each joke.

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I has a flavor!

This thread has degenerated into a discussion.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

we're talking about who is funny, not who is intelligent.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Point taken, dcomposed. The funniest I've ever heard him be is on the Opie & Anthony radio show, and he was hysterical just during normal conversations.

Norton is funny, but he's still and idiot so

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I like Upright Citizens Brigade.

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I hate Margaret Cho because it seems every joke is either about being Korean or having her period... or the difficulty of having a period while being Korean or some shit.

This is going to sound sexist (and maybe it is) but there's very few female comedians that make me laugh.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Especially ANT.

BURNED?

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I agree that there aren't very many funny female comedians. Their jokes are usually about how their boyfriend/husband/ex-boyfriend/ex-husband treated them or the stupid things they've said, the horrors of being a woman (Get over it. If you hate it that bad, get the surgery), and typically un-funny stuff like that.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Funniest comedians:

Dane Cook
Jeremy Hotz
Mitch Hedberg
Dave Attell

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Poop.

Chris Rock sucks. I give a big hearty 'boo' and a thumbs down to him.

The funniest TV show ever is MST3K. ATHF and Family Guy are both overrated. Futurama and South Park are good. Seinfeld kicks ass. The Jetsons is awesome, but I don't think in the way it was intended.

Pretty much everything on Comedy Central is woefully unfunny. The Chappelle Show is the worst thing to happen to comedy since Dave Chappelle was born. If I hear one more kid at my school yell "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" I just might have to shoot them. It's worse than all those damn 8th graders who impersonate Cartman.

That's all I have to say.

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It's grime time.

you can't judge shows based on the level of idiocy that people exhibit based on them. Chappelle SHow is clever, funny, and one of the most satirical shows on TV. So is South Park.

Chris Rock is funny as hell, and I saw him on HBO the other day. He was yelling at people for having opinions on something before they've actually heard the issue, which is something even the best of us have been guilty of. He's a smart guy with a great sense of humor. He's just as critical of ignorant black people as he is of whitey.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Robin Williams back when he was on the nose candy was a hilarious motherfucker. I have never laughed so hard as I did watching some of his stand-up.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

i'm with jesus on the UCB thing. also, dave attell (sp?) is freaking amazing live. i also went to a jim breuer show that was much better than i expected. don't hate on david cross. mr. show is the best.

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Sex Piano.

Louis (or is it Lewis?) Black is pretty funny. I enjoy him on the Daily Show but he's an excellent stand-up

I like Lewis Black, but I've found that I don't find him half as funny if it's just audio. Something about how he acts or looks just seems to make him that much more funny.

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Poop.

Lewis Black is good. I agree he's much better when you can actually see him freak out.

Dennis Miller was funny a long time ago, before he turned into an idiot. I weep silently and think to myself, "How could you betray those of us with us half a brain, Dennis???" whenever I listen to The Off-White Album.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

...If you have spent every day of your entire life with people mutilating your skin with needles and sandpaper, and seeing people who look like your loved ones committing suicide in front of you over and over and over. After 25 years of that, a few minutes of The Chappelle Show would probably seem like the funniest thing of all time.

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It's grime time.

To quote Lewis Black:

"There's a big difference between Christmas and Chanukah. Christmas is Great. Chanukah SUCKS!!!"

I thought that quote was pretty funny but watching that guy's eyes bulge out and watching him go crazy is funny all on its own.

tobey maguire is a fagget....not funny

What a coincidence that you and he should have so much in common.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.