[quote]What? White Castle cannot be considered "food". I believe in order for something to be classified as food it needs to nourish or sustain. At the very least it should be digestible. So, White Castle is not food in any sense of the word.
That being established, the taste of those greasy, oniony little meat patties, in which five holes are made to skimp just THAT much more on actual "meat", is fit for a king. One with a stomach of concrete, but a king nonetheless. As commercial and kinda shitty as "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" was, there's a reason they chose White Castle. It's because their shit tastes awesome. Unfortunately, it's still shit and your stomach knows it.
As soon as White Castle hits your stomach your stomach goes, "Hey, didn't we just push some of this out earlier? Nah, he can't be that stupid." Then the second burger hits and your stomach goes, "Holy shit! It IS shit! He can't be serious!" Then the third one hits and your stomach's like, "That's it. Open the back end, boys. These babies ain't makin' no stops on the way out."
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Goddam that was funny.
I can only have white castle like once a month. Occasionally me and my friend will go there at midnight when its not busy. Nothing tastes better at midnight than an jalapeno cheeseburger with chicken rings. Oh, and Castle Fries suck.