When he's had a bit too much of the sauerbraten and wienerschnitzel, nicht wahr?

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First off, as I understand it, Budweiser financially supports the anti-gun lobby. Fuck that. And just because Pete Coors ran for political office doesn't mean that the company is worth hating. To me anyway.

Corona is utterly tasteless to me, it needs that lime to give it SOME sort of flavor. And I'd rather not drink it anyway.

And finally, the Sierra Nevada brewery is awesome. I've never taken a tour, but I've eaten there (and been quite impressed at the food, I may add), as well as had beer fresh off their tap. I do go by the brewery a lot and I see inside. The big copper vats are amazing to behold. It's possibly the most impressive microbrewery around.

I've had some "gourmet" beers that I didn't like. I can't remember what it was, but this one dark ale/stout I had tasted like freaking carbonated soy sauce. It was foul. I love good beer, and despise bad beer. It's a disgrace to make bad tasting beer. Anyway, there's my say.

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Guns are bad, though.

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Bud also supported the paraquating of pot fields in South America. They're no better than the Colombian drug cartels, trying to wipe out the competition (or the users thereof).

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The anti-gun lobby is trying to get crazy-ass guns off the street. Not the swell rabbit shootin' guns we all know and love... just the crazy shit. We don't need the crazy shit. And it's the crazy shit that's getting toted into the highschools and killing folks.

Adolph Coors supports extreme right-wing causes who's ideals include very racist, sexist and christian-only ends.

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Guns suck. Period. If there were no guns, we'd have to find more creative ways to kill each other.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Knife fights are totally under-rated. When's the last time you heard about a good knife fight on the news, I ask you???

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When I worked at Kinko's there was a knife fight in the self-serve area over who was next to use the copier. Nobody died. If those guys had guns I might not have been here to type this.

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... and with that, this thread is completely off-track.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

The person who invented the gun should be shot.

I'm not a big beer person, but I do enjoy an occasional Newcastle Brown Ale. Mmmmmm.

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I has a flavor!

Let a baseball bat come crashing through the window just over your head at about 3:00 AM in the morning, and you will suddenly very much wish you had a gun. I speak from experience.

Oh, yeah... beer. The best beers I ever had were in Brussels, Belgium. Stuff from breweries like Lindemans and Mort Subite ("Sudden Death"). But since I didn't have time to sample more than a small fraction of the enormous number of brews available over there, I'm pretty sure I missed out on some of the best beers in the world. They love thier beer over there.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The best knife ever was in the 'Beat it' video. Now those guys could dance. I bet there wouldn't be so many gangs if they just upped the dance requirements.

Beer: I've always thought that there was something explosive about making beer. Am I wrong on this? Something about home brewing is making my Spidey sense tingle.

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