I got those before you, making me the cooler one.

Agreed!

I'll hate you now and avoid the rush.

I got a rock.

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Today I bought some jerky for myself.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'll hate you now and avoid the rush.[/quote]

Amen, sista'.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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I got a rock.[/quote]

I'll give you my cock.

Phreaky, Ivy... you guys can come over and party just to know that theres no hard feelings, aight?

My buddy and his girlfriend both survived - hurrah!

So I can now gripe that my gran got me yet more tools for the house (I have at least 4 multi headed screwdrivers now) and the only person who bought me any absinth was me.

If you haven't already given some money towards the relief efforts, please do

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I got a hummer from a 55-year-old, 400 pound, toothless, legless Vietnam vet in a dumpster while I shoved rotten oranges in my anus, and the bastard didn't even tickle my balls or nothin'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

One word (well, two hyphenated words) that form a synonym for "shithouse Christmas": "In-laws"

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Where was his Christmas spirit?