That's probably because I bring you into the changing rooms with me, stupid.[/quote]

You bring me so many places. So many places that I thought only existed in dreams. And yet I have exercised restraint. "Look but don't touch." That is the axiom I learned from my dear mother as she whipped me with a coat hanger. That lesson is still with me today, which is why you should search your living quarters for anything resembling a camera.

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What about that camera that was haphazardly hidden behind my toaster? By haphazardly, I mean "on top of".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sorry, I was drunk.

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I detect a tense error here.

Much better.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You forgot the double vision ...

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