I'd say your ancestors are from the ocean.

I beg to differ.

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Menthol?

It's true. I knew a guy at uni called James Dolphin.

And a guy called Dave Nutter. Nom prozes for guessing what their nicknames were.

And who, may I ask, is Mike Bobisco?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I still can't read or write. What kind of teacher are you? :'(

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Blue is the color of victory.

Aww...poor Gabu. See what you did to him?! That's mortifying!

HOT NEWS

GABU EATS BABY

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

Sick.

It was good.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Ugh that was disturbing.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Gabu must be a really slow eater, I saw him eating that same baby four years ago.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That image shall haunt my dreams for a very long time. :\

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Poop.

You're a sick fuck, myles.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Myles_D = Batty Boy?

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Poo perhaps?

Myles Dolphin? Isn't that the guy responsible for creating the Terminator?

YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED HUMANITY!!!

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Dad was flammable

I like to savor the flavor.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I personally blame it all on TV.
Especially FOX.

Yes I'm a sick fuck, but it's human nature that is reacting like any human would in regards to the harmful and hate-filled, propaganda-laced feedback you all have left about my strip. I swear, 1 more Dolphin joke and i'll really go AWOL.
I'm doing my best you know; I really wanna be accepted within this wonderful community of people who all have 1 thing in common; I'VE EATEN ALL YOUR SOULS. TERMINATOR STYLE.

Myles.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

here's one:

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise!

( http://www.surfnetkids.com/games/j_dolphins.htm )

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?

He whale-d

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I thought he announced his retirement.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm late.
Welcome to the party.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thanks for joining us! Pull up a seat.

TEH DOLPHIN

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

What did the one dolphin say to the other dolphin?
Eh-keh-keh-keh-keh-keh-keh-keh.