Americans have no right to make any critique on beer.

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Poop.

I always thought snarky comments were what made you cool.

Inflatable_Man, your toes look like crusty cocktail sausages.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

American beer critiques are the greatest of all beer critiques.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll be glad to shit on your face, kitty.