Fetid Pigeonhole
You stink of elderberries
I fart on you now

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Toot toot, here it comes.
Dee cock train, it is coming.
All aboard dee train!

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Poop.

I rode dee cock train
Now it hurts where poop comes from
No more train riding

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I sucky sucky
You enjoy my sucky you
That be fie dolla.

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Poop.

Greetings, citizens
Zorak, play me to the desk
Moltar, first guest, please

Oh good, Fran Drescher
She is so much better than
Those awful Bee-Ghees

Must obey the voice
Must destroy the Hoover Dam
Thank you, self-help tape

Zorak, you're evil
The way you threatened Pat Boone
I will blast you now

Are you getting this?
Space-man, Space-master, hmm?
Are you getting it?

My poor sea monkey
Why did you make me blast you?
Why, Banjo? BANJOOOOOO!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You blow weiner dogs
And take only bottle caps
What are you, stupid?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

RARRR RARR RARRRR RARR RARR
RARR RARRR MANRAPE RARR RARR RARR
RARR MANRAPE RARR

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU
Rotor Turbines, Gravitons
and Mad Rappists, too

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"RAAR MANRAPE RAAR"

that's four syllables
you illiterate cuntface.
suck my big fat dong.

France, France, awexome France
makes me happy in my pants
Freedom fries my ass.

"HEE-HAW!!! ME DOG ON
BALL!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL
YOU WITH IT!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gah! That is so lame!
*sets fire to biped's post*
Die, evil thing! Die!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"GRRR!!! SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!!
ME TOO CUTE TO SET ON FIRE!!!
VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You call that a dog?
Looks like a rat in hot pants...
Feed him to weasels...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I have been blinded.
The surface is so shiny.
DX, move your head.

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Poop.

A feeling inside...
Could this possibly be love...?
No...Indigestion...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

this is really dumb
this shit has no point at all
giant waste of time

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uhhhhhhh, hi?