I don't like that one. How about "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines"?

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Legalize Love!

I don't like that one. How about "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines"?[/quote]

or "money cant buy happiness, but can buy dead horses for forensic purposes, and that's happiness, of a sort"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.