I'm attracted to the way your sinewy buttocks flex and ripple with raw energy when you run away from me.[/quote]

I'm attracted to the sweat on your brow and the look of desperation in your eye as you realize that you aren't catching me. I'm sorry for being such an irrational flooze.[/quote]

*sniff* Why, out of all the loves that are for the taking, have I chosen the unrequited kind?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Alyson Hannigan, man. Yep, definite hotness there.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You posted a bloody photoshopped picture of her for crying out loud!!

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Poop.

No, actually. I used to own the issue of what I believe was FHM that had that picture in it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm sorry, but that's photoshopped, you can completely tell that her head and facial expression don't match her body at all.

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Poop.

I recall that from FHM as well. I was like, "The skinny redhead from Buffy? Holy SHIT."

I'm sure there is a lot of airbrushing going on there.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Well there obviously is airbrushing, and if that isn't photoshopped the guy who did it sucks.

I still don't think that face matches the body.

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Poop.