T'was a case of my kingdom for a horse, fzh. And me without my kingdom.

[Click to view comic: 'I wash all over your silly rules']

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

I'm probably going to miss a whole bunch of ftcs with this, so maybe some other forumusers could give this award out to the host if they are so compelled :D

Rules.txt user award

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: From Spankling to full-grown Spank']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Fo'Shnizzle, Fizzle']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Just because some watery tart lobbed some cheese at you...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Just in time for tax season']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Mouse of my dreams']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

and why not?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#29 - Shamelessly going after the Phython Award']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#29 - Shamelessly going after the Pytton award (epilogue)']

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Transmographia Rodentia']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Nights in White Satan']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: The Fairier Sex']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Faerari']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Cheesus']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Stupid Fairies']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Prince Perverto']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Jail Bait']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29']

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC#29 - Shamelessly going after the Phython Award']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#29 - Shamelessly going after the Pytton award (epilogue)']
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Honey, if you're going for the Python award... may as well spell it correctly... no?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Thank you for pointing out the obvious reference to a Pitton sketch

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #29: Internet Shopers']

Lots of great entries so far!

I'll be judging 11 hours from now.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

There were many great entries, and I wish I could give half of them the silver award of excellence. But let's stay on track and go on with it:

Best Use of Python

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Just because some watery tart lobbed some cheese at you...']

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Just in time for tax season']

Most Political

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Just because some watery tart lobbed some cheese at you...']

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: fzh

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #29: Internet Shopers']

Most Sexual

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Mouse of my dreams']

Most Obscure

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Dairy Godmofo says '1 4 U 1 4 ME'']

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: possums

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Cheesus']

Most Similar

Goes to: kaufman

And MikeyG

For the Comics:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Someday My Prince Will Combust']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Nights in White Satan']

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: Melkor

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'I wash all over your silly rules']

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: Melkor

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC#29 - Shamelessly going after the Phython Award']

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: crabby

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: crabby

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Zaster

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Call the Vermin Help Line']

Psychic Award

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Mouse of my dreams']
My comic was:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #29 My idea']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 29: Just in time for tax season']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Not even an honorable fucking mention. Goddamnit!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This is the first FTC in a very long time that I haven't won anything. I shouldn't even get the similar award. I should get a 'Channelling Kaufman' award for apparantly having the same idea, but later.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: fzh
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That's what I was aiming for with that comic.

Many thanks for the nod, Lukket. I'll try to get up a new contest tomorrow morning when I'm at work.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

What ever happened to the days when just putting Wirthling in your strip would win you a contest?

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Poop.

To be fair, those days sucked.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I thought "This is a Non-Seeing-What-You-Can-Do-About-Stuff Zone" was funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

wath? I cante belive i wan those awards. My spelling is flawluless.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

It's a sad day when "Decepticons!" isn't even recognised as an injoke any more.