Nobody signed up to play the triangle? I nominate myself. Also I'll yodel and do the Nine Inch Nails-like aguished pain yells to the rhythm.

P.S. - I can still do all of this while finagling boinky.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[quote]The Tobors-

possums- Theremin and backing vocals.
xxausrottenxx- guitar and australianism.
dcomposed- harmonica.
UnknownEric- bass, songwriting, piano plunking.
nicejohnson- piano
boinky33- rapping, maracas.
littlekitty- organflute
thisstinks17- KAZOO(yes it's two o's)
MikeyG- Boinky... finangler.
areallystupidguy- tambourine
Rabid_Weasle- Abe Vigoda(it's an instrument played by hitting Abe on the head with a spoon)
Matchbook_Romance- clarinet, backing vocals, screaming
[/quote]

What, so I have been kicked out the band already? Why? Artistic differences?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[quote][quote]The Tobors-

possums- Theremin and backing vocals.
xxausrottenxx- guitar and australianism.
dcomposed- harmonica.
UnknownEric- bass, songwriting, piano plunking.
nicejohnson- piano
boinky33- rapping, maracas.
littlekitty- organflute
thisstinks17- KAZOO(yes it's two o's)
MikeyG- Boinky... finangler.
areallystupidguy- tambourine
Rabid_Weasle- Abe Vigoda(it's an instrument played by hitting Abe on the head with a spoon)
Matchbook_Romance- clarinet, backing vocals, screaming
[/quote]
Well, in that case...Here:
Smamurai-Penny Whistle and a bit of Saxophone if neccesary

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You know you totally missed me!

sorry smam, I must have looked over you. Yeah, some saxapennywhistle would help.

I have never played sax in my life but I am eager to please. Ask Jes.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ask me what?

Also, I can play the sampler.

Cornhole. Cornhole. C-C-C-Cornhole.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Euch. Wtf is that? Some kind of marsupial?

Sorry, ^ that was in response to that v

The concept of pages throws me off.

[quote]Sorry, ^ that was in response to that v

The concept of pages throws me off.[/quote]

Hey, it's Melissa Joan Hart!

I remember when she was Clarissa.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Me, too. You have to be kidding, though, because it's Twiggy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

MikeyG Explains It All!

Speaking of that show, who here doesn't think Clarissa and Sam were gettin' it on. Why else would he be climbing through her window unless it was for some late night lovin'?

And Ferguson probably watched from the hall and furiously masturbated.

And now that I've ruined that show, let's move on to The Secret World of Alex Mack...

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I has a flavor!

And Space Cases.

I play bass very well. I think you already have one however, so I can be a cage dancer.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

or....

we could pull a 1-up on slipknot and have TWO bassists. Not only would we manage to sound worse than them, we'd go overkill on the instrumentalism.